What I Learned From Sticking My Hand In A Lawnmower

So back in the summer, when it was nice and warm - remember that - I decided to mow my own lawn.  I was really enjoying myself, feeling very productive and happy as I zipped through the back and side lawns.  But unfortunately the grass on my front lawn had grown so tall and thick that it choked my poor electric old mower into submission. It just stopped dead.